Halloween Jokes

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It's the most wonderful time of the fear. Halloween jokes are a fun way to keep a party alive. Witch way to the party? Why do cemeteries have fences? Why don’t mummies take time off?

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He Took A Crash Corpse.

Why don't vampires eat cows? Why don’t mummies take time off? When's the best time to cast a spell? Start telling them as soon as the first pumpkins appear on porches around the neighborhood.

What Do Ghosts Wear When Their Eyesight Goes Bad?

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Why Did The Ghost Leave His Job?

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“Spook When You’re Spooken To.” Q:

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